Chapter 1034 - I Will Be So Vile That It Will Make You Colla
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If there's someone in this world who dares to compete with Wang Zheng in pettiness, Wang Zheng would surely defeat him cleanly and decisively without any fuss.
The secretary of the Chief Leader No. 1 found two bottles of Maotai from the state security canteen and poured a glass for his leader. As soon as he took a sip, he saw Wang Zheng say, "That place is really so small," causing the Chief Leader No. 1 to spit out all the wine in his mouth!
"This brat!"
The other high-ranking officials also struggled hard to suppress their laughter, wanting to appear serious but still couldn't help laughing, enduring immense pain.
Wang Zheng was truly unconventional. A thrilling and tragic war play had been turned into a comedy by him!
If this were really a film being shot, the screenwriter would probably be killed in frustration then brought back to life several times over.
After years of cultivating martial arts and mental fortitude, Endi Yic塵修煉武學和心性這麼多年，從來冇有體會過用言語殺人是什麼意思，可是這個時候的他卻清楚明白的感覺到，自己簡直要被王錚的話氣瘋了，氣死了！
自古至今普天之下，在生死存亡之際單單憑藉語言就能讓一位巔峰武學大師抓狂的人，恐怕也隻有王錚這一個奇葩中的戰鬥葩了吧！
看著王錚肆無忌憚的樣子，看著他那不懷好意的嘲諷眼神，端木逸塵覺得自己下半身涼颼颼的。
男人最在乎的是什麼？
If a broad public opinion poll were conducted, the conclusion would certainly be that—
It's not about money, it's not about power, it's not even about how beautiful the girl by your side is, but rather—it's about whether the size is bigger or smaller.
Although Du Mu Yic塵 (Du Mu Yich塵n) is a bit older and may have forgotten if his basic function still exists, he can at least勉強 be considered within the category of men.
Since he's a man, he must care about the size in that area, which is almost certainly true with 100% certainty.
The thing Du Mu Yic塵 (Du Mu Yich塵n) has been most dissatisfied with throughout his life is the size of that place. This differs from physical health; poor physical health can be improved through hard work and exercise, and even if one's martial arts skills are lacking, they can become an expert through diligent practice. However, this particular size is determined by genetics—no matter how skilled in martial arts one becomes, there's no way to increase the length even a bit. Even if you were to hang heavy objects there every day to stretch it out, there would be no effect at all; of course, many side effects are certain!
When Du Mu Yic塵 (Du Mu Yich塵n) was young, he was already dissatisfied with the size. As he aged, it shrank even more. Added to this were tight briefs that accentuated his problem and exposed the issue completely!
The purpose of wearing tight pants was originally for convenience in battle, but now they had become Wang Zheng's laughing stock!
Wang Zheng laughed so hard he could hardly breathe; at this moment, Du Mu Yic塵 (Du Mu Yich塵n) didn't look the least bit like a venerable elder; instead, he appeared completely lecherous. In terms of size, Wang Zheng felt confident that he could easily outshine his senior opponent!
"No no, if I do this, people will say I don't respect my elders and care for the young." Wang Zheng shook his head and waved his hands; he was in an extremely good mood. Although he didn't know whether he would live or die a minute later, at present, he felt extremely happy.
Living in the moment and not worrying about future unhappiness, even if that unhappy future will arrive within just one minute.
"You must die! You have to die!" Du Mu Yic塵 (Du Mu Yich塵n), who prided himself on being a martial arts master, could no longer bear the repeated provocation of his principles by this junior; even if he were made of clay, he wouldn't be able to tolerate it!
"Old comrade Endi Yichen, are you feeling embarrassed and angry Why are you so furious Is it because what I said is the truth If something is true, one must face it head-on and not avoid it."
Furious beyond control, Endi Yichen finally could no longer endure. Even if he killed Wang Zheng today, it would still be the most shameful day in his seventy-year history, without exception.
"Comrade Endi Yichen, please stop!" As soon as he saw him about to take a step forward, Wang Zheng once again shouted to halt him.
Endi Yichen actually stopped!
This truly was what the saying meant: Never compete with Wang Zheng in terms of being shameless; he will be shamelessly unbearable.
"Let's see what else you have to say," Endi Yichen, confident that he had the ability to definitely kill Wang Zheng, suddenly realized that he shouldn't be so furious. At this age and status, if news of him quarreling with a junior were to spread out, wouldn’t it be too humiliating
He should act like a god, standing high in the sky looking down at all under heaven, no, looking down on Wang Zheng.
He should have pride, not anger.
Wang Zheng laughed heartily and finally stopped dwelling on Endi Yichen's size issue. As he felt his strength gradually recovering, he calmly said with an unchanging expression: "Before you came, did Su Fuhua tell you how Dantai Suifeng died"
A flicker of shock flashed across Endi Yichen’s eyes, although it was fleeting, it couldn't escape Wang Zheng's sharp eyes.
"You know that Dantai Suifeng is dead but don’t know how he died. And Su Fuhua never told you, right"
"So what" Endi Yiche really couldn't figure out why Wang Zheng would bring up this comrade who fought alongside him in the past.
Wang Zheng shook his head and said with a smile, "Do you know how Safei Pingan died"
Endi Yiche shook his head again. After being in seclusion for so many years, he was unaware of all the changes that had occurred in the world; most of his old comrades were no longer around.
"It looks like I’m destined to have unresolved enmity with you Seven Great Generals."
Wang Zheng took in Endi Yiche's expression and said coolly, "I am far weaker than Safei Pingan. Just like how I currently stand compared to you, it’s incomparable to the old freakish變態應譯為eccentric或原文中的“老變態”可以直譯為"the eccentric old man", 但為了更符閤中文習慣，這裡選擇保留原意。因此此處不做翻譯改動。, Dantai Suifeng. But I fought them twice each, do you know what the outcome was"
"What was the outcome" Endi Yiche asked subconsciously, his mind stirred by past events; he seemed to have forgotten how Wang Zheng had humiliated him and how enraged he had been just a minute ago. He forgot that the scorching sun was still mercilessly baking his unsheltered body, causing a rapid loss of fluids!
"The first time I fought Safei Pingan, I severed one of his arms; the next day, I had a delivery company send that arm to the Lixin Estate." Although it was Li Minghao who broke Safei Pingan's arm with a sniper rifle at the time, Wang Zheng made slight modifications for better storytelling.
"What" Endi Yiche seemed incredulous; he didn’t believe Safei Pingan could be disarmed by someone as insignificant as Wang Zheng!
Wang Zheng’s expression remained unchanged, as if recounting something unrelated to him: "The second time I fought Safei Pingan was on an island nation. That time, he never returned to China."
The muscles around Endi Yiche's eyes began twitching uncontrollably!
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